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Darcy: ...hurry? I don't understand-
Inner Darcy: What the....
Darcy: Lizzie!
Inner Darcy: Lizzie!
Darcy: No, I'm, uh....not.
Inner Darcy: But you are here and my world is perfect-
Darcy: Yes.
Inner Darcy: - and I love you. I might reconsider strangling my sister---
Darcy: I didn't mean to surprise you.
Inner Darcy: Please don't despise me any more than you currently do.
Darcy: I'm here for a board meeting.
Inner Darcy: What was that? Little wonder she thinks I am a robot.
Darcy: I, uh, was aware. You're shadowing Pemberley. I hope you've enjoyed your stay?
Inner Darcy: Stay smooth. Stay classy. Calm down.
Darcy: Even my sister?
Inner Darcy: Who better have a good reason for surprising me like this. Although I cannot stay mad at her. Damn it.
Darcy: I'm glad.
Inner Darcy: Because I want my love and my sister to get along. Then my love might not hate me as much.
Darcy: So soon?
Inner Darcy: Nonononono, don't go! Don't leave me again!
Darcy: May I offer you a ride?
Inner Darcy: And my heart, and life, and everything else? Slow down, too fast....
Darcy: I....the hills in this city can be quite unforgiving.
Inner Darcy: This is my best line, please take it.
Darcy: Understood.
Inner Darcy: Damn. Still hates me.
Darcy: Well I should...
Inner Darcy: Quick exit. Best plan at this point.
Darcy: I'll see you around.
Inner Darcy: Because there's no way I'm going to be able to stop myself from avoiding you now that I've actually seen you. Especially when you might not despise me.
Darcy: If there's anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable.
Inner Darcy: Anything at all
Inner Darcy: SHE TOUCHED ME. DARCYBOT MALFUNCTION.

The Pile

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